Hey guys.

I like to think I'm a nice girl, really. I'm generally patient, nice, and understanding.

But I've come to a decision.

I'm really, really tired of politely answering the same goddamned questions over and over and over.

I understand that dancing is something most people have had no real contact with or understanding of. I get that. That's why I have an intro post and a FAQ (both, I might add, right in the very top post of this journal AND the userinfo). Oh, and a small rant. Almost forgot that one.

So, here it is.

IF you have a question NOT covered by ANY of those, ask it here. I will answer, then amend the FAQ and intro post accordingly.

If it is a really goddamned dumb question, I reserve the right to not answer :)

You might be wondering: What qualifies as a dumb/bad question?
A) Anything already covered in the aforementioned posts
B) Anything pertaining to my personal life that is NOT already publicly viewable in my personal journal, squigglz.

Now, don't get me wrong. The actual e-mails I've received asking in-depth questions about the business have been lovely. I've met some great people that way, and I thank those of you that I'm talking about for that.

The vast majority of you have been great, and I do love keeping this journal :)

So! Fire away with relevant shit that hasn't been answered :)

(Past entries are now all tagged.)

To save myself the effort of answering the same questions over and over and over, I've decided to set up this half-assed FAQ.

( Cut for space, please read. )



More to come once I think of more.

So, I got an e-mail tonight from a girl interested in starting to dance. In the course of our convo, I sent her this list of etiquette for dancers. Honestly, I'm surprised I haven't written something like this out yet.

Weigh in if you'd like, dancers! And obviously everyone else is welcome to read/ask questions.

( Dancer Etiquette )

( On DJs and trained monkeys )

(mrchristopher [Mr. Christopher] and ninja_pig_v1 [S!DJ, also husband] are the best DJs I've ever had, trufax.)

Remember s!dj? Of course you do, he has his own tag even.

Anyway, he works at a club nearby doing his DJ thing. He came home from work tonight and told me this lovely story:

( This is pretty much the opposite of how to pick up a dancer )

This didn't happen to me, but to the current doorgirl who I am friends with. This is also sort of an ongoing story.

( Fun with stereotypes! )

( First night back )

And a bonus-bitching about the DJ :D

( Dear F )